Greetings, fellow adventurers of the crypto-realm and Middle-earth enthusiasts! Behold the "Crypto Hobbit" hoodie – where blockchain meets Baggins in a cozy garment that's more precious than the One Ring itself!
Forge your path through the Shire of cyberspace wrapped in this black hoodie, adorned with "Crypto Hobbit" in a mystical forest green font. It's perfect for those late-night mining sessions or secret meetings at the Green Dragon to discuss the latest altcoin prophecies.
Crafted from a blend as balanced as a hobbit's diet (65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester), this hoodie is softer than Gandalf's beard and more comfortable than a hobbit-hole. The 100% cotton face ensures it's gentle on your skin – because let's face it, HODLing is stressful enough.
Available in sizes S to 3XL, because even Bombur deserves to look stylish while checking his crypto portfolio. The front pouch pocket is ideal for stashing your hardware wallet or a handful of lembas bread for those long staking sessions.
With a fabric weight of 8.5 oz./yd², it's sturdy enough to withstand a journey to Mount Doom (or just your local coffee shop). The 3-panel hood and matching flat drawstrings let you go incognito faster than you can say "My precious Bitcoin!"
The tear-away tag means no itchy distractions during intense trading, and the self-fabric patch on the back is perfect for those "I told you to HODL" facepalms.
Whether you're navigating the treacherous waters of DeFi or just trying to explain blockchain to your confused relatives, this hoodie has got you covered. It's so cozy, you'll feel like you're wrapped in the warm embrace of the Shire itself – if the Shire had high-speed internet and a lot more screens.
Crypto Hobbit Black Hoodie | Unisex
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
Size guide
| CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 21 | 28 |
| L | 23 | 29 |
| XL | 25 | 30 |
| 2XL | 26 ½ | 31 |
| 3XL | 28 | 32 |
| CHEST WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 50.8 | 68.6 |
| M | 53.3 | 71.1 |
| L | 58.4 | 73.7 |
| XL | 63.5 | 76.2 |
| 2XL | 67.3 | 78.7 |
| 3XL | 71.1 | 81.3 |
Don't be a fool of a Took – order your Crypto Hobbit hoodie now! Because in the world of cryptocurrency, the real magic isn't in the rings, it's in the blockchains. And remember, not all those who wander are lost – some are just looking for better Wi-Fi to check their wallets!
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SHIPPING COST, TIME, DELIVERY & RETURNS
1. How much is the shipping cost?
USA, EU, UK & BRAZIL:
- Orders under $99 = $5.70 (standard shipping)
- Orders $99 and over = FREE (standard shipping)
- Express shipping = $19.90
CANADA, AUSTRALIA & NEW ZEALAND:
- Orders under $99 = $7.70 (standard shipping)
- Orders $99 and over = FREE
- Express shipping = $19.90
REST OF THE WORLD:
- Orders under $99 = $9.99 (standard shipping)
- Orders $99 and over = FREE
- Express shipping = $29.90
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2. Shipping time: When I get my delivery/products (physical)?
Please notice that these shipping times are estimates. Shipping time can vary by product type and by country.
- UNITED STATES (standard): 5-17 business days.
- UNITED STATES (express): 4-11 business days.
- CANADA (standard): 8-17 business days.
- CANADA (express): 4-12 business days.
- EUROPE (standard): 5-17 business days.
- REST OF THE WORLD (standard): 7-27 business days.
- REST OF THE WORLD (express): 4-12 business days.
- LONG DISTANCE DELIVERY: Products that are marked with 'Long Distance Delivery' badge 2-6 weeks. Long distance products are first shipped from manufacturing factory to logistic center and then to you.
Why we won't ship your product on same day that you made a purchase? Because I don't have any physical storage and therefore any ready-made print products. So you get fresh brand-new apparel, and we are worry-free of storage and stocking the items.
All print products - like t-shirts, pin buttons, towels etc. - are created after you have made a purchase. It takes usually 2-5 days to create a product with custom print.
3. Delivery: Do you deliver products to my country?
At the moment we ship to United States, Canada, Brazil, EU, United Kingdom, Australia and New Zealand.
If you are ordering from some other country than any of the above, please contact us info@boompositive.com
RETURN POLICY
1. Can I return my order for free?
We would love to offer you that possibility, unfortunately we are not able to do that, due the fact we don't have any storage place.
Be sure to check out our size chart before purchasing, so you get the right size on the first time.
2. What if my product was damaged, what now?
If your product was damaged, just send a photo verification of the damaged goods to info@boompositive.com, and we'll gladly send a replacement for FREE.
3. How much time I have make claim that my product was damaged?
Any claims for misprinted/damaged/defective items must be submitted within 4 weeks after the product is received. For packages lost in transit, all claims must be submitted no more than 4 weeks after the estimated delivery date.
